Short Bus Ryderz Carves Up Ripsnorters for Thanksgiving Feast

In a shocking upset, Short Bus Ryderz delivered a Thanksgiving feast to Ripsnorters, serving up a score of 139.66 to Ripsnorters's meager 60.06. Short Bus Ryderz took the lead early on Friday and never looked back, leaving Ripsnorters with a grade of F and a lot of leftovers.

Ripsnorters's best player, DeVonta Smith, managed to exceed expectations with a solid performance of 17.60 points, beating their projected score of 8.70. Unfortunately, Austin Ekeler couldn't quite live up to their projection of 12.22, only scoring 4.40 points. On the other side, Short Bus Ryderz's star player, Josh Allen, had a Thanksgiving feast of their own, devouring their projected score of 19.82 with an impressive 42.66 points. However, Adam Thielen must have been too busy preparing the turkey, as they fell short of their projection of 7.59, only managing to score a measly 0.20 points.

With this victory, Short Bus Ryderz improves their record to 7-5-0 and moves up to 4th place in the standings. Meanwhile, Ripsnorters's record drops to 9-3-0, but they still hold onto the top spot. It seems like Short Bus Ryderz had a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, while Ripsnorters may need to rethink their stuffing strategy.

Looking ahead, Short Bus Ryderz will face off against Novaforce next week, hoping to continue their winning streak. As for Ripsnorters, they will have to regroup and prepare for a matchup against WannaBes. Perhaps a Thanksgiving miracle will be on their side. Short Bus Ryderz should savor their victory and keep serving up those tasty points, while Ripsnorters will need to bring their A-game to avoid getting stuffed again next week.