Cowboys from HELL™ Dominates Thanksgiving Matchup with Record-Breaking Score

In a Thanksgiving matchup that left Montreal Expos6 feeling as stuffed as a turkey, Cowboys from HELL™ soared to victory with an impressive score of 192.45. Montreal Expos6, on the other hand, barely made it out of the kiddie table with a disappointing score of 104.64. Looks like Cowboys from HELL™'s grade of A+ was more than just a side dish.

While Montreal Expos6's best player, Pat Freiermuth, managed to exceed expectations and gobble up 21.00 points, it wasn't enough to save the team from a bitter defeat. On the flip side, Derek Carr couldn't find the stuffing to meet his projected score of 21.22, settling for a measly 13.86 points. Better luck next time, fellas.

With this win, Cowboys from HELL™ solidifies their position in the standings with a record of 6-6-0. Meanwhile, Montreal Expos6 continues to struggle with a winless record of 0-12-0. It's safe to say that Montreal Expos6 is the turkey of the league, while Cowboys from HELL™ is carving their way to success. Will Montreal Expos6 ever taste victory, or will they be forever stuck in a Thanksgiving Day nightmare?

Looking ahead to next week, Cowboys from HELL™ will face off against I love LAMBERT !!!! in what promises to be a feast of a matchup. With their record-breaking performance this week, Cowboys from HELL™ should enter the game with confidence. As for Montreal Expos6, they will have a chance to redeem themselves against KO KID's Swell Team. Maybe they can find some leftovers from their opponents' plates and finally get a taste of victory. It's time for Montreal Expos6 to stop playing the role of the undercooked turkey and start bringing some flavor to the table.