Hash Boys Dominates The Big Elk in Week 13

In a stunning display of dominance, Hash Boys crushed The Big Elk in Week 13 of the Lamb Nuts. With a score of 143.98, Hash Boys proved why they deserved their A+ grade, leaving The Big Elk in the dust with a measly 113.08 points. The win was secured early on Thursday, leaving The Big Elk no chance for a comeback.

Hash Boys's best player of the week was DK Metcalf, who surpassed their projection by a whopping 28.42 points, scoring an impressive 39.40 points. On the other hand, Hash Boys's worst player was Christian Kirk, who fell short of their projection by 6.89 points, only managing to score 3.10 points. Better luck next time!

With this victory, Hash Boys improves their record to 6-7-0 and moves up to 6th place in the standings. The Big Elk, on the other hand, drops to 5-8-0 and slides down to 7th place. It's clear that Hash Boys is on the rise while The Big Elk is struggling to stay afloat.

Looking ahead to next week, Hash Boys will be facing off against Bulbous beans. With their impressive performance this week, Hash Boys should feel confident going into the matchup. As for The Big Elk, they will be taking on Faggots of Notre Dame. They'll need to step up their game if they want to have a shot at redemption. Maybe it's time to make some bold roster moves and shake things up!