Shalabajzeri dominates V for ... in lopsided victory

In a Week 3 matchup that was over before Sunday brunch, Shalabajzeri crushed V for ... with a score of 148.00 to a measly 61.00. Shalabajzeri's A+ grade clearly outshined V for ...'s disappointing D-. Looks like V for ... could use some extra credit.

Shalabajzeri's star player, Raheem Mostert, had a field day on the field, surpassing their projected score by a whopping 28.23 points. Meanwhile, Shalabajzeri's biggest disappointment was Baker Mayfield, who fell short of expectations by 4.19 points. As for V for ..., their shining star was Jason Sanders, who exceeded their projection by a solid 0.8 points. On the flip side, Treylon Burks failed to make an impact, scoring a big fat zero.

With this win, Shalabajzeri improves their record to a flawless 3-0-0, securing the top spot in the standings. Meanwhile, V for ...'s record drops to a lackluster 1-2-0, landing them in the ninth position. It's safe to say that Shalabajzeri is currently basking in glory while V for ... is drowning in misery.

Looking ahead, Shalabajzeri will face off against Desert Eagles next week. With their dominating performance this week, Shalabajzeri should enter the matchup with confidence. As for V for ..., they will be going up against Keeper Reapers. It's going to take some serious improvement for V for ... to stand a chance. Maybe they should consider a trade or two?