EZ Dub Crushes TheresAlwaysNextYear in Week 1

In a stunning display of dominance, EZ Dub completely obliterated TheresAlwaysNextYear with a score of 144.11 to 63.06. It's safe to say that TheresAlwaysNextYear's grade of F accurately reflects their performance this week.

TheresAlwaysNextYear's best player, DeAndre Hopkins, managed to surpass their projection by a whopping 1.34 points, scoring a grand total of 13.50 points. Meanwhile, Lamar Jackson, TheresAlwaysNextYear's worst player, fell embarrassingly short of their projection by 18.34 points, only scoring 7.56 points. Better luck next time!

With this defeat, TheresAlwaysNextYear's record drops to 0-1-0, leaving them at the bottom of the standings in 12th place. On the other hand, EZ Dub's impressive victory gives them a record of 1-0-0, securing them a comfortable 2nd place in the league.

Looking ahead, TheresAlwaysNextYear will face off against Short Stafford Tonight in Week 2. They'll need to step up their game if they want to bounce back from this devastating loss. As for EZ Dub, they'll be going up against Kupp Check next week. With their current momentum, it seems like they're in a prime position to continue their winning streak.