Tis but a flesh wound Gobbles Up Victory Against Short Stafford Tonight

In a Thanksgiving feast of a matchup, Tis but a flesh wound devoured Short Stafford Tonight with a score of 178.99 to 148.89. The winning team took the lead on Friday, leaving Short Stafford Tonight feeling stuffed like a turkey. With a grade of A+ compared to Short Stafford Tonight's C-, it's clear who had the bigger appetite for victory.

Short Stafford Tonight's best player, Matthew Stafford, had a feast of a game, beating their projection by a whopping 14.97 points. They devoured the competition with a score of 33.36 points. On the other hand, Short Stafford Tonight's worst player, Riley Patterson, couldn't even manage to peck at their projection, scoring a big fat zero. Ouch! Looks like someone was too busy napping to contribute.

With this win, Tis but a flesh wound improves their record to 3-9-0, moving up to 11th place in the standings. Meanwhile, Short Stafford Tonight's record falls to 6-6-0, leaving them in 7th place. It seems like Tis but a flesh wound was more focused on gobbling up wins than gobbling up turkey this Thanksgiving.

Looking ahead to next week, Tis but a flesh wound will face off against GODletsWIN. Will they continue their winning streak, or will they get roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey? As for Short Stafford Tonight, they'll be going up against TheresAlwaysNextYear. Can they bounce back from this loss and carve out a victory? Only time will tell. Short Stafford Tonight might want to consider adding some extra spice to their lineup to avoid getting stuffed again.