My Ball Zach Ertz Dominates Cow Tipping Midgets in Week 13 Showdown

In a lopsided matchup, My Ball Zach Ertz crushed Cow Tipping Midgets with a score of 147.14 to 124.98. The win was sealed early on Sunday, leaving Cow Tipping Midgets to wallow in their D-grade performance. Looks like My Ball Zach Ertz didn't get the memo that they were supposed to let the underdog win. Better luck next time, Cow Tipping Midgets!

Cow Tipping Midgets's best player, Sam LaPorta, surpassed their projected points by a whopping 20.44, finishing with an impressive 32.00 points. On the other hand, their worst player, Justin Herbert, fell way short of expectations, scoring a measly 7.98 points when they were projected to score 22.47. Ouch!

With this victory, My Ball Zach Ertz solidifies their position at the top of the league standings with a record of 12-1-0. Meanwhile, Cow Tipping Midgets is struggling at 6-7-0 and currently sits at 9th place. It's safe to say that My Ball Zach Ertz is basking in the glory of their dominance, while Cow Tipping Midgets is left wondering what went wrong.

Looking ahead, My Ball Zach Ertz will face off against Tequila Sunrisers next week. Will they continue their winning streak or will Tequila Sunrisers be the one to finally bring them down? As for Cow Tipping Midgets, they have a date with TD Express. Hopefully, they can regroup and come back stronger. Maybe they should consider bribing Lady Luck or sacrificing a fantasy football gnome to improve their chances.