DVB's Assassins and his Co. edges out TD's not INT's in close matchup

In a nail-biting showdown, DVB's Assassins and his Co. managed to squeak past TD's not INT's with a score of 97.88 to 94.22. The victory came early in the week, leaving TD's not INT's with little hope for a comeback. Grades were less than stellar for both teams, with TD's not INT's earning a lackluster C- and DVB's Assassins and his Co. just scraping by with a B-. Maybe they should consider hiring some tutors to improve their performance!

While both teams had their fair share of disappointments, there were a few shining stars. TD's not INT's's MVP was Jake Ferguson, who exceeded expectations with a whopping 18.6 points, leaving their projection in the dust. On the other end of the spectrum, TD's not INT's's worst player was George Pickens, who fell far short of their projected 10.62 points, managing a measly 0.9. As for DVB's Assassins and his Co., their star player was Derrick Henry, who surpassed their projection of 11.97 with an impressive 17.7 points. Unfortunately, not everyone on DVB's Assassins and his Co. was able to shine, and Travis Kelce struggled to meet their 13.96 point projection, mustering only 2.9 points.

With this win, DVB's Assassins and his Co. solidifies their position at the top of the standings with a record of 8-1-0. Meanwhile, TD's not INT's continues to languish near the bottom with a disappointing record of 3-6-0. It's clear that DVB's Assassins and his Co. is the team to beat this season, while TD's not INT's might want to start considering their options for next year's draft. Perhaps a name change is in order? 'TD's not INT's' just doesn't have the same ring to it as 'Champions of the Fantasy Universe'.

Looking ahead, DVB's Assassins and his Co. has a promising matchup against stlrfan1 chompions next week. With their impressive record and a roster full of talented players, it seems likely that DVB's Assassins and his Co. will continue their winning streak. As for TD's not INT's, they'll be facing off against Bob's Boss Team. It's crucial that they step up their game if they want to have any chance of turning their season around. Perhaps a motivational speech from a famous athlete or a good luck charm might do the trick. They'll need all the help they can get!