No Mercy triumphs over Vulcans in a battle of mediocrity

In a stunning display of average fantasy football, No Mercy emerged victorious over Vulcans with a score of 112.34 to 89.72. The win came on Sunday, just in time for both teams to start planning their offseason vacations. No Mercy, with a grade of A-, showed that they were slightly less mediocre than Vulcans, who earned a D+.

No Mercy's star player, Lamar Jackson, really stepped up their game this week, scoring an impressive 36.34 points and beating their projected score by a whopping 21.18 points. On the other hand, Travis Kelce failed to live up to expectations, falling short of their projected score by 10.86 points. Better luck next time, Travis Kelce!

With this win, No Mercy improved their record to 6-9-0, while Vulcans dropped to 7-8-0. Despite their lackluster performances, both teams managed to secure a spot in the middle of the standings, with No Mercy in 7th place and Vulcans just behind them in 8th place. It's a real achievement to be so perfectly average!

As the season comes to a close, both No Mercy and Vulcans can look forward to a well-deserved break from fantasy football. With no more games to play, they can focus on more important things like planning their draft strategy for next year or finding a new hobby. Congratulations on surviving the season, and good luck in your future endeavors!