No Mercy Dominates Not a Magician with A+ Grade

In a matchup that left Not a Magician feeling like they were hit by a freight train, No Mercy emerged victorious with a score of 123.84, leaving Not a Magician in the dust with a meager 84.60 points. No Mercy's A+ grade was clearly reflected in their dominant performance, proving once again that grades aren't just for school.

No Mercy's star player, DeAndre Hopkins, surpassed expectations by scoring 21.9 points, leaving their projected 9.65 points in the dust. Meanwhile, No Mercy's worst player of the week was Stefon Diggs, who fell short of their projected 14.91 points with a disappointing 4.4 points. It's safe to say that DeAndre Hopkins deserves a pat on the back, while Stefon Diggs might need a little pep talk.

With this win, No Mercy improves their record to 6-8-0 and moves up to the 8th spot in the standings. On the other hand, Not a Magician's lackluster performance keeps them at a 7-7-0 record and drops them to the 5th spot in the standings. It seems like No Mercy's victory not only secured them bragging rights but also gave them a boost in the rankings.

Looking ahead to next week, No Mercy will be facing off against Kirk for President.. With their impressive win this week, No Mercy should carry their momentum into the matchup and aim for another victory. As for Not a Magician, they will be going head-to-head against Jacob's Highly Illogical Team. It's time for Not a Magician to regroup, analyze their mistakes, and come back stronger next week. Good luck to both teams!