Slower Clap squeaks by Jack & Diet in a nail-biter

In a thrilling matchup that came down to the wire, Slower Clap managed to pull off a narrow victory over Jack & Diet. Despite being projected to lose, Slower Clap defied the odds and secured the win with a score of 144.10, just edging out Jack & Diet's 142.34. It seems like the grading system needs some adjustment, as Slower Clap's A+ grade proved to be more accurate than Jack & Diet's lackluster C- grade.

Jack & Diet's best player of the week was DeAndre Hopkins, who surpassed their projection by a solid 12.05 points. On the other hand, Stefon Diggs had a disappointing performance for Jack & Diet, falling short of their projection by a staggering 12.16 points. As for Slower Clap, their star player was Evan Engram, who exceeded expectations by a remarkable 20.42 points. Unfortunately, Jonathan Mingo failed to deliver for Slower Clap, scoring a mere 2.20 points and falling short of their projection by 4.89 points.

With this victory, Slower Clap improved their record to 4-10-0, although they still find themselves at the bottom of the standings in 11th place. Meanwhile, Jack & Diet's record now stands at 9-5-0, securing them a more respectable 4th place in the standings. It's clear that Slower Clap's win was a much-needed boost for their morale, while Jack & Diet will need to regroup and come back stronger in their next matchup.

Looking ahead, Slower Clap will face off against Ayahuasca in the consolation quarterfinals next week. Can they continue their winning streak and climb up the standings? As for Jack & Diet, they have a challenging matchup against Olave'r The Place in the quarterfinals. They'll need to bring their A-game if they want to advance to the next round. Good luck to both teams!