Bird Dog Mash Dominates Soulard Saints in Week 14 Showdown

In a battle of grades, Bird Dog Mash proved their superiority by crushing Soulard Saints with a score of 124.75 to 114.04. The winning team took the lead early on Thursday and never looked back. Looks like Bird Dog Mash's A-grade was no joke, while Soulard Saints's C-grade just couldn't cut it.

Bird Dog Mash's best player, Bailey Zappe, showed up big time by surpassing their projection by a whopping 17.52 points, scoring 23.95 points in total. On the other hand, Bird Dog Mash's worst player, Chad Muma, couldn't even manage to scrape together a single point, falling short of their projection by 5.23 points. Better luck next time, Chad Muma.

Bird Dog Mash's victory puts them at a record of 6-8-0, while Soulard Saints falls to 8-6-0. With this win, Bird Dog Mash moves up to 15th place in the standings, leaving Soulard Saints in 7th place. It seems like Bird Dog Mash came prepared to crush their opponents, while Soulard Saints couldn't quite live up to their higher standing.

Looking ahead, Bird Dog Mash's season comes to an end as they were eliminated before the playoffs. They can take solace in their dominant win this week and use it as motivation for next season. As for Soulard Saints, they will face off against Black Unicorns in the quarterfinals next week. They'll need to step up their game and make some strategic moves if they want to advance to the next round. Good luck, Soulard Saints!