Black Unicorns Dominates Red Chickens in Playoff Warm-Up

In a match-up that was over before the weekend even started, Black Unicorns showcased their dominance by defeating Red Chickens with a score of 133.94 to 121.55. Black Unicorns, with their impressive grade of A, proved once again why they are a force to be reckoned with. It seems like they didn't get the memo that this was just a warm-up for the playoffs.

Black Unicorns's best player of the week was DeAndre Hopkins, who surpassed their projection by a whopping 8.78 points and scored 15.70 points. Meanwhile, their worst player, Bryce Young, couldn't even come close to their projection, disappointing the team with a mere 0.24 points. Maybe they were too busy enjoying the victory celebration.

With this win, Black Unicorns improved their record to an impressive 12-2-0 and solidified their spot in second place. On the other hand, Red Chickens, with a lackluster grade of C, couldn't quite keep up and ended their regular season with a disappointing 6-8-0 record. They will have to watch the playoffs from the sidelines.

Looking ahead, Black Unicorns has a tough quarterfinals match-up against Soulard Saints next week. With their current momentum, it seems like they have a good chance of advancing to the next round. As for Red Chickens, well, they can start planning their off-season strategy and maybe even catch up on some much-needed sleep. Better luck next year!