Brew Crew triumphs over August 2000 YD Rush in a battle of mediocrity

In a clash of underachievers, Brew Crew emerged victorious over August 2000 YD Rush with a score of 107.78 to 96.70. The win came early on Sunday, leaving August 2000 YD Rush with yet another disappointing performance. With grades like these, it's a wonder they even made it this far.

August 2000 YD Rush's best player, David Njoku, decided to show up this week and scored an impressive 24.10 points, beating their projection by 7.33 points. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Tua Tagovailoa, who fell short of their projection by a whopping 15.13 points, scoring a measly 7.20 points. Better luck next time, or maybe not.

Brew Crew may have won this battle, but let's not forget their overall record of 6-8-0, which is nothing to write home about. Currently sitting at 7th place in the standings, they're barely holding on to a shred of dignity. As for August 2000 YD Rush, their record of 6-8-0 and 9th place standing speak for themselves. It's a race to the bottom for these two.

Next week, Brew Crew gets a well-deserved bye week in the consolation quarterfinals, giving them a chance to lick their wounds and prepare for the next round. As for August 2000 YD Rush, they'll be facing off against BigDaddyC in the consolation quarterfinals. It's do or die for both teams, but based on their performance this week, it might be more like die. Good luck, I guess?