The FOMO Homo Dominates IHOP with A+ Grade

In a stunning victory, The FOMO Homo crushed IHOP with a final score of 154.95 to 104.25. The winning team took the lead right from the start on Thursday, leaving IHOP in the dust. It seems like The FOMO Homo's A+ grade was more than just a letter, as they proved their dominance on the field.

The FOMO Homo's best player, Najee Harris, exceeded expectations with a whopping 24.20 points, beating their projection by 9.47. Meanwhile, their worst player, Christian McCaffrey, fell short of their projection by scoring only 11.10 points. It's a good thing the rest of the team picked up the slack!

With this win, The FOMO Homo's record stands at 7-7-0, placing them at 3rd in the standings. As for IHOP, their lackluster performance resulted in a D-grade. Their final record for the season is 6-8-0, leaving them in 4th place. It's safe to say that The FOMO Homo has bragging rights over IHOP.

Unfortunately, the season has come to an end for both The FOMO Homo and IHOP. While The FOMO Homo can celebrate their victory, IHOP will have to regroup and strategize for next season. As they reflect on this disappointing loss, they should focus on improving their lineup and projections. Who knows, maybe next season they'll be able to turn that D-grade into an A+.