SchMoke's Goons Dominates Primo Dona in Week 13 Showdown

In a one-sided affair, SchMoke's Goons showed no mercy and steamrolled over Primo Dona with a final score of 121.02 to 53.70. The victory came early on Sunday, leaving Primo Dona with no chance of a comeback. With a stellar performance, SchMoke's Goons earned an impressive A+ grade, while Primo Dona's lackluster performance resulted in a disappointing D grade. It seems like SchMoke's Goons brought their A-game while Primo Dona was still hitting the snooze button.

SchMoke's Goons's star player, Joe Mixon, had a field day on the field, surpassing their projected points by a whopping 14.05. Meanwhile, SchMoke's Goons's worst player, Jahan Dotson, struggled to meet expectations, falling short of their projected points by 4.38. On the other side, Primo Dona's best player, Rachaad White, managed to exceed their projection by 4.88, but it wasn't enough to make a dent in SchMoke's Goons's dominance. Unfortunately for Primo Dona, their worst player, Miles Sanders, failed to meet expectations by 1.33 points.

With this victory, SchMoke's Goons improved their record to 7-6-0, putting them in 9th place in the standings. Primo Dona, on the other hand, dropped to a dismal 3-10-0 record, currently sitting in 15th place. It's safe to say that SchMoke's Goons is on the rise while Primo Dona is struggling to keep their head above water. Perhaps Primo Dona should consider changing their team name to 'Primo Dona Many Losses' to accurately reflect their current situation.

Looking ahead, SchMoke's Goons will face off against Honkey Kong in Week 14. With their recent dominant performance, SchMoke's Goons should enter the matchup with confidence. However, they shouldn't underestimate Honkey Kong's potential to bounce back. As for Primo Dona, they will have a chance to redeem themselves as they go up against Some big ass TDs next week. It's crucial for Primo Dona to regroup and come back stronger if they want to turn their season around. Will they be able to rise from the ashes or will Some big ass TDs add insult to injury?