Mike Honcho '18 Gobbles Up a Win Against Pervin Liar

In a Thanksgiving showdown, Mike Honcho '18 stuffed their way to victory against Pervin Liar. With a score of 318.72, Mike Honcho '18 gobbled up the win, leaving Pervin Liar with a score of 311.40. Looks like Mike Honcho '18's A-grade stuffing was just too much for Pervin Liar's C-grade cranberry sauce.

Mike Honcho '18's star player, Curtis Samuel, really brought the turkey to the table this week. Beating their projection by a whopping 32.93 points, Curtis Samuel scored an impressive 52.00 points. On the other hand, Mike Honcho '18's worst player, Amari Cooper, was a bit of a turkey. Falling short of their projection by 18.77 points, Amari Cooper only managed to score 10.20 points.

With this win, Mike Honcho '18 improves their record to 5-7-0 and moves up to 9th place in the standings. Meanwhile, Pervin Liar's record drops to a dismal 1-11-0, keeping them in 11th place. Mike Honcho '18's victory over Pervin Liar was as satisfying as a perfectly cooked Thanksgiving turkey, while Pervin Liar's performance was more like overcooked Brussels sprouts.

Looking ahead to next week, Mike Honcho '18 will be facing off against Bad Boy. With their recent win, Mike Honcho '18 should keep the momentum going and aim for another tasty victory. As for Pervin Liar, they'll be going up against Billsrback. It's going to take more than mashed potatoes and gravy to turn their season around, but Pervin Liar should keep their heads up and hope for a Thanksgiving miracle.