John Hannah Carves Up Barry Sanders in Thanksgiving Feast

In a turkey of a matchup, John Hannah feasted on Barry Sanders with a score of 296.43 to 248.54. The victory was sealed on Sunday Late, leaving Barry Sanders with a disappointing D+ grade and a belly full of regret.

Barry Sanders's best player, Derrick Henry, managed to surpass their projection with 24.60 points, but it wasn't enough to save the day. On the other hand, Will Levis fell short of expectations with a paltry 10.37 points, leaving Barry Sanders wishing they had some leftovers to salvage their performance. Meanwhile, John Hannah's star player, Josh Allen, had a Thanksgiving feast of his own, devouring his projection with a whopping 55.65 points. However, Aaron Donald failed to show up to the feast, scoring a big fat zero.

With this win, John Hannah's record improves to 8-4-0, solidifying their spot in the standings at number 4. Barry Sanders, on the other hand, continues to struggle with a record of 3-9-0, languishing at the bottom of the league. It seems like John Hannah was able to stuff themselves with victory while leaving Barry Sanders feeling like a sad, deflated balloon at the Thanksgiving parade.

Looking ahead, Barry Sanders will face off against Leroy Kelly next week. After this disappointing performance, Barry Sanders needs to step up their game and bring more than just cranberry sauce to the table if they want a chance at victory. As for John Hannah, they will be going up against Dick Butkus. With their strong performance this week, John Hannah should keep their momentum going and gobble up another win. It's clear that John Hannah has a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, while Barry Sanders is left wondering if they'll ever taste victory again.