The Murder Boners Dominates Forever Unclean with an A+ Performance

In a shocking turn of events, The Murder Boners completely obliterated Forever Unclean in Week 15 of the My Fantasy League. With an impressive score of 143.72, The Murder Boners proved that they are a force to be reckoned with. Forever Unclean, on the other hand, could only manage a measly 109.02 points. Looks like Forever Unclean's grade of D+ accurately reflects their performance.

Forever Unclean's best player, James Cook, really showed up this week, exceeding expectations with a whopping 35.10 points. Unfortunately for Forever Unclean, their worst player, Brandon Aiyuk, fell far short of their projected score, only managing to put up a disappointing 5.20 points. As for The Murder Boners, their star player was Rashee Rice, who surpassed their projection with 19.60 points. However, even The Murder Boners had a weak link, with Travis Etienne Jr. failing to meet expectations and scoring a lackluster 7.90 points.

With this win, The Murder Boners improves their record to 6-8-0 and solidifies their standing at 9th place. Meanwhile, Forever Unclean's record falls to a dismal 1-13-0, leaving them in 12th place. It's safe to say that The Murder Boners is having a much better season than Forever Unclean. Will Forever Unclean ever catch a break? Only time will tell.

Looking ahead, The Murder Boners has a consolation semifinals matchup against Turd Ferguson next week. With their impressive performance this week, The Murder Boners should feel confident going into the matchup. As for Forever Unclean, they will be facing off against Happy Happy 🥃 in the 11th place game. It's been a tough season for Forever Unclean, but perhaps they can salvage some pride with a win next week. They'll need to step up their game if they want to end the season on a high note.