Colonials Gobbles Up a Win Against .Thanos

In a turkey of a matchup, Colonials roasted .Thanos with a score of 151.55, leaving .Thanos gobbling for more with a score of 141.82. The win came just in time for Thanksgiving, making Colonials the envy of the league. While Colonials earned an A grade, .Thanos settled for a C+.

Colonials's star player, Josh Allen, gobbled up the competition, surpassing his projection of 25.51 with a whopping 51.15 points. Meanwhile, Colonials's worst player, Breece Hall, couldn't quite find his appetite for success, falling short of his projection of 12.72 with only 8.40 points. On the other side, .Thanos's best player, DeVonta Smith, managed to exceed expectations, scoring 25.10 points against a projection of 11.24. Unfortunately, .Thanos's worst player, James Conner, didn't have much to be thankful for, scoring only 5.20 points instead of his projected 11.77.

With this victory, Colonials improved their record to 8-4-0 and climbed to the 3rd spot in the standings. Meanwhile, .Thanos's record dropped to a dismal 3-9-0, keeping them in 12th place. Colonials can now feast on their success, knowing they are in a prime position for the playoffs. As for .Thanos, they'll need a Thanksgiving miracle to turn their season around.

Looking ahead to next week, Colonials will face off against Incognito. Will Colonials continue their winning streak and gobble up another victory, or will Incognito serve them a Thanksgiving defeat? .Thanos, on the other hand, will be going up against Lucky and Good. Can .Thanos find a way to salvage their season and gobble up a win, or will Lucky and Good send them home with empty plates? Only time will tell, but both teams should consider making some lineup adjustments and giving thanks for any good fortune that comes their way.