The Dulldrums Takes the Turkey with a Close Win

In a Thanksgiving Day showdown, The Dulldrums managed to gobble up a victory against Texas Rattlers with a score of 149.00 to 147.00. The win was secured on Monday, leaving Texas Rattlers feeling as stuffed as a turkey. Texas Rattlers's D+ grade couldn't quite carve out the win, while The Dulldrums's B+ grade proved to be just enough to savor the victory.

Texas Rattlers's best player, Jakobi Meyers, showed up to the feast and devoured the competition, surpassing their projected points by 13.99. On the other hand, Texas Rattlers's worst player, Tua Tagovailoa, couldn't quite find room for seconds, falling short of their projected points by 10.55. As for The Dulldrums, their top performer, Jared Goff, feasted on the field, exceeding their projected points by a whopping 14.81. However, The Dulldrums's worst player, Braxton Berrios, must have been too busy indulging in leftovers, failing to score a single point.

With this victory, The Dulldrums improves their record to 2-10-0, while Texas Rattlers's record now stands at 5-7-0. The Dulldrums's win may not have them soaring to the top of the standings, as they currently sit at 16th place, but they have certainly given Texas Rattlers a taste of defeat. Texas Rattlers, currently in 12th place, will need to shake off their Thanksgiving hangover and bounce back next week against Wing T.

Looking ahead to next week, The Dulldrums will face off against The Hall Pass. Will they be able to carry the momentum from this win and continue their winning streak? As for Texas Rattlers, they will have a chance to redeem themselves against Wing T. They'll need to bring their A-game to avoid another turkey of a performance. Maybe they can find some inspiration in the Thanksgiving leftovers!