Not Preggers Dominates Murphy with a Crushing Victory

In a matchup that can only be described as David vs. Goliath, Not Preggers showed no mercy and trounced Murphy with a final score of 158.18 to 58.34. The game was over before the Sunday early games even began, leaving Murphy wondering what went wrong. With a grade of A+ for Not Preggers and a dismal grade of D- for Murphy, it's clear who the real fantasy powerhouse is.

Not Preggers's best player, Brandon Aiyuk, had a field day on the field, surpassing his projected score of 13.98 with a whopping 26.60 points. Meanwhile, Murphy's best player, Joshua Dobbs, managed to exceed his projection of 15.59 by a mere 1.35 points. On the flip side, Not Preggers's worst player, Aaron Jones, fell short of his projection by a disappointing 12.21 points, while Murphy's worst player, Mark Andrews, couldn't even come close to his projection, falling short by 8.63 points.

With this victory, Not Preggers improves their record to 5-6-0 and moves up to the 8th spot in the standings. Murphy, on the other hand, continues to struggle with a record of 2-9-0 and remains at the bottom of the league in 12th place. It's safe to say that Murphy's hopes of making a comeback this season are dwindling faster than a burning marshmallow on a campfire.

Looking ahead to next week, Not Preggers will be facing off against F***in Chuck Norris. With their recent dominant performance, Not Preggers should feel confident heading into the matchup. As for Murphy, they will be going up against Dallas Texans. If Murphy wants to have any chance of redemption, they'll need to step up their game and make some bold moves. Maybe sacrificing a few lucky charms to the fantasy gods wouldn't hurt either.