CAPTAIN INSANO Takes the Turkey with a Close Win Over Playing for Pride

In a Thanksgiving Day showdown, CAPTAIN INSANO managed to gobble up a victory over Playing for Pride with a final score of 153.13 to 151.68. The win came on Monday, leaving Playing for Pride with no time to recover from their tryptophan-induced slumber. Despite both teams having impressive grades, CAPTAIN INSANO's A-grade proved to be the stuffing that sealed the deal.

CAPTAIN INSANO's star player, Jevon Holland, really knew how to carve up the competition. With a projected score of 8.34, they sliced through expectations and racked up an impressive 30.90 points. On the other side of the table, Puka Nacua couldn't quite handle the heat. Falling short of their 12.40 projection, they must have had too much cranberry sauce as they only managed to scrape together 4.70 points.

With this win, CAPTAIN INSANO's record improves to 8-4-0, putting them in a respectable 3rd place in the standings. Meanwhile, Playing for Pride's season continues to be as disappointing as a dry turkey. Sitting at a dismal 3-9-0, they currently occupy the 11th spot. It seems like CAPTAIN INSANO's feast was just too much for Playing for Pride's table to handle.

Looking ahead, CAPTAIN INSANO will be facing off against whodropufoo next week. With their recent victory, they have all the momentum on their side. As for Playing for Pride, they'll be going up against Dak 🤚 to the Future, hoping to salvage what's left of their season. Perhaps a Thanksgiving miracle will be in their favor. Regardless, both teams should consider adjusting their lineups and making some strategic moves to ensure they don't end up with a turkey of a performance.