Lil B catching dubz Takes the Win in a Battle of Mediocrity

In a matchup that could put anyone to sleep, Lil B catching dubz managed to squeak out a win over GetstungDawg with a score of 156.30 to 127.03. The victory came on Sunday night, just in time to make both teams realize how unimpressive their grades were this week.

GetstungDawg's best player, CeeDee Lamb, managed to beat their projection by a whopping 0.10 points. Truly a superstar performance. On the other hand, Dak Prescott fell short of their projection by a disappointing 18.39 points. Better luck next time, champ. As for Lil B catching dubz, Trevor Lawrence showed up big time, beating their projection by 15.19 points. Meanwhile, Bijan Robinson must have been taking a nap on the field, falling short of their projection by a whopping 19.79 points.

With this win, Lil B catching dubz improves their record to a stellar 2-13-0, solidifying their place at the bottom of the standings. GetstungDawg, with a record of 4-11-0, isn't doing much better. They both seem to be in a race to the bottom. Maybe next year, folks. Maybe next year.

Looking ahead, both teams will be enjoying a bye week in the consolation semifinals. So, no advice for you this time. Take this opportunity to reflect on your lackluster performances and come back stronger next season. Good luck!