Cooper Troopers Gobbles Up a Win Against Straight Edge Society

In a turkey showdown, Cooper Troopers came out on top with a score of 393.79, leaving Straight Edge Society gobbling for mercy with only 276.27 points. This win puts Cooper Troopers at a record of 10-2-0, while Straight Edge Society continues to struggle with a 1-11-0 record. Looks like Cooper Troopers's B-grade was enough to stuff Straight Edge Society's D-grade this week!

Cooper Troopers's best player, Kyren Williams, had a Thanksgiving feast on the field, beating their projection by a whopping 35.73 points and scoring 76.60 points. Meanwhile, Cooper Kupp from Cooper Troopers couldn't quite find their appetite, falling short of their projection by 26.01 points and scoring only 12.00 points. On the other side, Straight Edge Society's shining star was Michael Pittman Jr., who surpassed their projection by 14.85 points and scored 47.83 points. However, Khalil Herbert from Straight Edge Society seemed to have eaten too much turkey, falling short of their projection by 17.39 points and scoring 17.76 points.

With this win, Cooper Troopers continues to soar at the top of the standings, sitting comfortably at 1st place. On the other hand, Straight Edge Society remains at the bottom of the league, stuck in 11th place. It seems like Cooper Troopers has been feasting on victories while Straight Edge Society is left with a plate full of losses. Will Straight Edge Society be able to turn their season around, or will they be left with nothing but leftovers?

Looking ahead to next week, Cooper Troopers will face off against River City Crush T-7. Will Cooper Troopers continue their winning streak and gobble up another victory, or will River City Crush T-7 bring the stuffing? As for Straight Edge Society, they will be going up against Lincoln High. Can Straight Edge Society finally find a way to win and escape the turkey curse, or will they be left with a plate full of disappointment once again? Only time will tell!