Big TRUSS Takes the Win in a Grade-A Showdown

In a clash of the titans, Big TRUSS emerged victorious with a score of 116.32, leaving No JOKes on U in the dust with 109.36. The win came in the late hours of Sunday, leaving No JOKes on U wondering what went wrong. Maybe they should have studied harder for their C- grade.

No JOKes on U's best player, Dak Prescott, had a field day on the field, surpassing his projected score of 19.97 by a whopping 18.89 points. Meanwhile, Travis Etienne Jr. failed to live up to expectations, falling short of his 15.83 projection by a disappointing 9.43 points. Better luck next time, fellas.

With a record of 3-7-0, No JOKes on U finds themselves in 8th place in the standings. Big TRUSS, also with a record of 3-7-0, is not far behind in 9th place. These two teams are truly battling it out for mediocrity. Will either of them be able to climb their way out of the basement? Only time will tell.

Looking ahead to next week, No JOKes on U will face off against Ben's Best Team. With their recent performance, No JOKes on U should consider making some strategic changes to their lineup. As for Big TRUSS, they will be going up against KoKane BEARS. Can they maintain their winning streak? It's time to step up your game, Big TRUSS.