Seattle hyperdermic Carves Up Cant Touch This in Thanksgiving Showdown

In a Thanksgiving matchup for the ages, Seattle hyperdermic roasted Cant Touch This with a final score of 179.40 to 115.16. Seattle hyperdermic's A+ grade was no surprise, while Cant Touch This's D- grade left them feeling as stuffed as a turkey. The win was secured early on Thursday, leaving Cant Touch This with no hope of a comeback.

Seattle hyperdermic's star player, Kyren Williams, gobbled up the competition, scoring a whopping 35.40 points and exceeding their projection by 12.97. On the other hand, Dustin Hopkins couldn't quite find their appetite, falling short of their projection by 0.89 points. As for Cant Touch This, Calvin Ridley was the only bright spot, outperforming their projection by 9.67 points and putting up 19.40 points. Unfortunately, Riley Patterson couldn't find their rhythm, failing to score a single point and falling short of their projection by 9.08 points.

With this win, Seattle hyperdermic improved their record to 7-5-0 and solidified their position in 3rd place. Meanwhile, Cant Touch This's record dropped to 6-6-0, leaving them in 8th place. It seems like Seattle hyperdermic has been feasting all season, while Cant Touch This is still searching for their Thanksgiving feast.

Looking ahead to next week, Seattle hyperdermic will be facing off against Gridiron Gladiators in what promises to be another mouthwatering matchup. After their dominant performance this week, Seattle hyperdermic should continue to bring their A-game and aim for another victory. As for Cant Touch This, they will be going up against Mr. Nobody. After a disappointing loss, Cant Touch This needs to regroup and come back stronger. Perhaps a Thanksgiving miracle is in store for them next week?