Proverbial Pants Down Gobbles Up Victory Against SquirrelSwerve

In a turkey of a matchup, Proverbial Pants Down soared to victory over SquirrelSwerve in Week 12 of the Trappe Over Everything. Proverbial Pants Down, earning an impressive A grade, outperformed their projected score of 118.73 with a total of 123.70 points. SquirrelSwerve, on the other hand, stumbled with a disappointing D grade and a score of 94.98. The winning team took the lead on Monday, leaving SquirrelSwerve to gobble up the scraps.

Proverbial Pants Down's star player, Christian McCaffrey, really brought the stuffing to the table this week. Surpassing their projected score of 20.64, Christian McCaffrey racked up an impressive 30.90 points. On the flip side, DK Metcalf left fans feeling a bit underwhelmed, falling short of their projected score of 12.94 with a measly 6.20 points. As for SquirrelSwerve, Josh Jacobs was the shining star, surpassing their projected score of 13.45 with a solid 22.50 points. Unfortunately, Saquon Barkley couldn't live up to expectations, scoring only 6.20 points instead of their projected 16.24.

With this win, Proverbial Pants Down maintains their spot at the top of the standings with a record of 10-2-0. SquirrelSwerve, on the other hand, continues to struggle, sitting at 5-7-0 and holding the 9th position. It seems Proverbial Pants Down is the turkey to beat this season, while SquirrelSwerve is just trying to avoid being stuffed.

Looking ahead, Proverbial Pants Down will face off against Serenity Now! next week. With their feathers ruffled from this week's loss, SquirrelSwerve will have to regroup quickly as they prepare to take on Wisła Krakow. Proverbial Pants Down should feel confident after their strong performance this week, but SquirrelSwerve will need to bring their A-game if they hope to avoid another Thanksgiving-sized defeat.