TNFBurnUnit Roasts Collegeville Thrill in Thanksgiving Showdown

In a Thanksgiving matchup for the ages, TNFBurnUnit cooked up a feast and left Collegeville Thrill feeling stuffed. TNFBurnUnit's A+ grade was a recipe for success as they demolished Collegeville Thrill with a score of 175.74 to 126.76. Talk about a turkey shoot!

Collegeville Thrill's best player, Josh Allen, had a Thanksgiving feast of his own, serving up a whopping 40.66 points and leaving his projection in the dust. On the other hand, Dalton Schultz must have eaten too much pumpkin pie because he fell way short of his projection with a measly 1.20 points. Better luck next time, buddy. As for TNFBurnUnit, their star player Kyren Williams gobbled up the competition with 38.40 points, making his projection look like a turkey in comparison. However, DeAndre Hopkins seemed to have indulged in too much tryptophan, as he fell short of his projection with only 7.90 points.

With this win, TNFBurnUnit improves their record to 6-6-0 and moves up to 6th place in the standings. Meanwhile, Collegeville Thrill drops to 8-4-0 and slides down to 3rd place. Looks like TNFBurnUnit brought their A-game just in time for the playoff push, while Collegeville Thrill might need to do some soul-searching before the postseason. Will TNFBurnUnit continue to rise like a perfectly baked pumpkin pie, or will Collegeville Thrill bounce back and carve out a victory?

Next week, Collegeville Thrill will face off against Set The Trappe in a clash that could determine their playoff fate. Collegeville Thrill needs to regroup and come out swinging if they want to secure a spot in the postseason. As for TNFBurnUnit, they will be taking on Inglourious Trashturds, and with their recent dominant performance, they should have no problem gobbling up another win. Keep up the good work, TNFBurnUnit!