Ghetto Elks dominates Hustlers in a lopsided victory

In a matchup that was over before Sunday even started, Ghetto Elks showed no mercy and steamrolled their way to a victory over Hustlers. With a final score of 4136.00 to 3656.00, Ghetto Elks proved why they deserve their A+ grade. The only question is, did Hustlers even show up?

While Ghetto Elks had an all-around stellar performance, the standout player was Amari Cooper, who demolished their projection by a whopping 1497.27 points. On the other hand, Ghetto Elks's worst player of the week was James Cook, who fell embarrassingly short of their projection by 104.93 points. Ouch! As for Hustlers, their best player was Joe Flacco, who exceeded expectations by 778.41 points. Unfortunately, their worst player of the week was Jordyn Brooks, who failed to score a single point. Yikes!

With this win, Ghetto Elks improves their record to an impressive 12-3-0, solidifying their spot in 5th place. Hustlers, on the other hand, continues to struggle with an 8-7-0 record, currently sitting in 4th place. It's safe to say that Ghetto Elks is the team to beat, while Hustlers is desperately clinging to their playoff hopes. Can Hustlers turn things around in time?

Looking ahead to next week, Ghetto Elks will face off against Captain Kirk in the semifinals. With their dominant performance this week, Ghetto Elks should be feeling confident going into the matchup. As for Hustlers, they will be competing against Avechuchos in the consolation semifinals. It's do or die for Hustlers, and they'll need to step up their game if they want to salvage any pride from this season. Good luck to both teams!