Los Bastardos Gobbles Up Victory Against Roostrs

In a Thanksgiving feast of a matchup, Los Bastardos devoured Roostrs with a score of 202.90 to 146.00. Los Bastardos's A+ grade was no surprise as they piled on the points, leaving Roostrs with a disappointing D-. Looks like Los Bastardos brought the turkey and all the fixings to this matchup!

Los Bastardos's star player, C.J. Stroud, really stuffed the stat sheet, surpassing their projected score by a whopping 18.26 points. Meanwhile, Puka Nacua seemed to have eaten a little too much Thanksgiving dinner, falling short of their projection by a disappointing 8.61 points. As for Roostrs, Dak Prescott was their shining star, gobbling up 82.10 points and outperforming their projection by 17.95 points. Unfortunately, Amari Cooper must have had too much pumpkin pie, as they fell short of their projection by a disappointing 8.47 points.

With this win, Los Bastardos improves their record to 6-6-0 and sits at 5th place in the standings. Roostrs, on the other hand, drops to 4-8-0 and finds themselves at the bottom of the league in 10th place. It's clear that Los Bastardos is in a position to gobble up a playoff spot, while Roostrs may need a Thanksgiving miracle to turn their season around.

Looking ahead to next week, Los Bastardos will face off against CARDINAL & GOLD in what promises to be a turkey-tastic matchup. Los Bastardos should keep feasting on those fantasy points and maintain their winning ways. As for Roostrs, they'll be taking on Who Dat, and they'll need to bring their A-game if they want to avoid being carved up. Perhaps some extra cranberry sauce and gravy can give them the boost they need. Good luck to both teams!