Texas Dawgs Takes the Win in a Battle of Mediocrity

In a matchup that can only be described as mildly entertaining, Texas Dawgs emerged victorious over Houston Oilers with a score of 135.92 to 122.46. The win came early on Sunday, leaving both teams wondering if they should have even bothered. With a grade of B+ for Texas Dawgs and a disappointing D+ for Houston Oilers, it's safe to say that neither team will be bragging about this performance.

Texas Dawgs's best player of the week was Joshua Dobbs, who surpassed his projected points and scored a whopping 26.12 points. On the other hand, Calvin Ridley let Texas Dawgs down by falling short of his projection and scoring a measly 4.00 points. As for Houston Oilers, Geno Smith stepped up as their star player, beating his projection with an impressive 27.06 points. Unfortunately, Gerald Everett couldn't even manage to score a single point, leaving Houston Oilers scratching their heads.

With this win, Texas Dawgs improves their record to 7-3-0, solidifying their spot at 4th place in the standings. Houston Oilers, on the other hand, continues their downward spiral with a record of 2-8-0, sitting at a disappointing 12th place. It seems like Houston Oilers's hopes of making a comeback are as slim as their chances of winning this matchup.

Looking ahead to next week, Texas Dawgs will face off against Clowns in what promises to be a battle of the average. Both teams will need to step up their game if they want to avoid another lackluster performance. As for Houston Oilers, they will be up against Power Griddy, and it's safe to say that they'll need a miracle to come out on top. Perhaps it's time for Houston Oilers to start scouting for next season instead.