Bald Scrotums of Despair Dominates Mad Monkeys with an A+ Grade

In a stunning display of fantasy prowess, Bald Scrotums of Despair emerged victorious over Mad Monkeys with a resounding score of 176.60 to 123.62. The win came early on Sunday, leaving Mad Monkeys in the dust. With an A+ grade, Bald Scrotums of Despair showed no mercy, proving once again that they are a force to be reckoned with.

Bald Scrotums of Despair's best player, Amari Cooper, went above and beyond expectations, surpassing their projected score by a whopping 37.43 points and racking up an impressive 49.00 points. On the other hand, Bald Scrotums of Despair's worst player, Gardner Minshew, had a lackluster performance, falling short of their projected score by 8.56 points and only managing to score 9.14 points. Better luck next time, Gardner Minshew!

Bald Scrotums of Despair's victory further solidifies their record at 4-10-0 and elevates them to 11th place in the standings. Despite their struggles earlier in the season, Bald Scrotums of Despair has shown incredible resilience and determination. As for Mad Monkeys, their lackluster performance drops them to a mediocre D- grade. With a record of 7-7-0, they currently sit in 7th place. It's safe to say that both teams have had their fair share of ups and downs this season.

Looking ahead, Bald Scrotums of Despair will face off against Big Bad Doormat in the 7th place game next week. With their dominating win this week, Bald Scrotums of Despair should enter the matchup with confidence and a clear strategy. On the other hand, Mad Monkeys will be up against Evil Chase Monsters in the 9th place game. It's crucial for Mad Monkeys to regroup and come back stronger if they want to end the season on a high note. Good luck to both teams!