Gronkey Kong Gobbles Up Victory Against WHO DAK!!!!!!!

In a turkey-tastic matchup, Gronkey Kong soared to victory against WHO DAK!!!!!!! in Week 12 of the Throwback Dynasty. With an impressive grade of A+, Gronkey Kong gobbled up a win with a score of 123.80, leaving WHO DAK!!!!!!! in the dust with their C- grade and a score of 102.34. The feathers were flying as Gronkey Kong dominated the field, proving once again that they're the top bird in the league.

Gronkey Kong's best player, Jalen Hurts, really brought the stuffing this week, surpassing their projection by a whopping 12.39 points and scoring 35.5 points in total. On the other hand, Riley Patterson from Gronkey Kong was as dry as overcooked turkey, failing to meet their projection by 9.08 points and scoring a big fat zero. As for WHO DAK!!!!!!!, their shining star was Tyler Higbee, who exceeded expectations by 12.95 points and scored 17.4 points overall. Unfortunately, Rashid Shaheed from WHO DAK!!!!!!! couldn't quite muster up enough Thanksgiving spirit, falling short of their projection by 7.42 points and scoring a measly 1.9 points.

With this win, Gronkey Kong's record improves to 9-3-0, placing them at a respectable third position in the standings. Meanwhile, WHO DAK!!!!!!!'s record falls to 4-8-0, leaving them in a disappointing 16th place. It seems like Gronkey Kong has plenty to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, while WHO DAK!!!!!!! might need to dig into some extra helpings of mashed potatoes to turn their season around.

Looking ahead, Gronkey Kong will be facing off against wilfork on 1st date next week. Will Gronkey Kong continue their winning streak and gobble up another victory? Only time will tell. As for WHO DAK!!!!!!!, they'll be going up against Urin Trouble. Can WHO DAK!!!!!!! carve out a win and salvage their season? They'll need to bring their A-game and avoid any more turkey-like performances. Good luck to both teams!