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In a Week 1 matchup that can only be described as a one-sided beatdown, Pass Happy Offense left The Wrath Of Quon in the dust with a final score of 95.50 to 58.96. Pass Happy Offense's victory was so decisive, it had The Wrath Of Quon questioning their life choices. With a solid A grade, Pass Happy Offense proved that they came to play, while The Wrath Of Quon's disappointing D- grade left them wondering if they should just quit and join a knitting club.
Pass Happy Offense's star player, Brandon Aiyuk, was an unstoppable force, surpassing his projected score by a whopping 18.82 points. With 28.9 points, he left The Wrath Of Quon's defense in shambles. On the other hand, Pass Happy Offense's worst player, Deon Jackson, struggled to find his footing, falling short of his projection by 9.98 points. It's safe to say that The Wrath Of Quon's defense had no trouble shutting him down.
With this win, Pass Happy Offense now boasts a solid 1-0-0 record and sits comfortably at 6th place in the league standings. The Wrath Of Quon, on the other hand, is off to a rough start with a disappointing 0-1-0 record, placing them at a dismal 19th in the standings. It's still early in the season, but The Wrath Of Quon might want to consider investing in a good luck charm or maybe bribing the fantasy gods.
Looking ahead to next week, Pass Happy Offense will face off against Cool Capybaras in what promises to be a thrilling matchup. With their dominant performance this week, Pass Happy Offense should feel confident heading into the game, but they should also remember to stay focused and not let success get to their heads. As for The Wrath Of Quon, they will be up against NSW Hitmen, and if they want to bounce back from this week's disappointment, they'll need to step up their game and make some strategic changes. Maybe they should try offering sacrifices to the fantasy gods?
- Bye 9
2
Receiving Touchdowns
129
Receiving Yards
28.9
Total Fantasy Points
120.24
Total Pts
51.94
Total Pts
39
Fan Pts
0
Fan Pts
120.24
Total Pts
68.30
Total Pts
120.24
+53.6
68.00
-0.72