Pass Happy Offense Gobbles Up a Win Against NSW Hitmen

In a Thanksgiving showdown, Pass Happy Offense stuffed NSW Hitmen with a score of 103.98 to 78.78. Pass Happy Offense's grade of A leaves NSW Hitmen feeling like a cold turkey with their D+.

Pass Happy Offense's star player, Gabe Davis, roasted the competition with a whopping 19.5 points, surpassing their projected 9.01 points. Meanwhile, NSW Hitmen's best player, DeVonta Smith, was the lone bright spot with 20.1 points, gobbling up their 11.06 point projection. On the flip side, Pass Happy Offense's worst player, Jonnu Smith, turned out to be a real turkey, failing to score a single point, while NSW Hitmen's worst player, Kareem Hunt, must have been too stuffed from Thanksgiving dinner to reach their 8.30 point projection, only managing 2.2 points.

With this win, Pass Happy Offense improves their record to 7-5-0 and maintains their 7th place standing in the league. Meanwhile, NSW Hitmen falls to 6-6-0 and finds themselves in 9th place. Looks like Pass Happy Offense has a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, while NSW Hitmen might need some extra gravy to improve their luck.

Looking ahead, Pass Happy Offense will be facing off against LyonsPryde next week, hoping to keep their winning streak alive. As for NSW Hitmen, they'll be going head-to-head with Hit The Showers Boys. Maybe a little extra cranberry sauce will do the trick for both teams. They'll need all the luck they can get!