Houston Haters Dominates GreenCrush20 in a Grade-School Showdown

In a matchup that felt more like a game of dodgeball during recess, Houston Haters showed no mercy as they trounced GreenCrush20 with a final score of 154.24 to 141.30. The victory was sealed on Sunday morning, leaving GreenCrush20 to wallow in their D+ grade.

GreenCrush20's shining star this week was Evan Engram, who defied all odds and surpassed their projected score by a whopping 19.85 points. Meanwhile, C.J. Stroud failed to live up to expectations, leaving GreenCrush20 with a measly 3.64 points. On the other side, Houston Haters's MVP was Saquon Barkley, who surpassed their projection by 7.11 points. However, Mike Evans fell flat, managing a paltry 1.30 points.

Houston Haters's dominance in this matchup solidified their position at the top of the league standings with an impressive record of 11-3-0. Meanwhile, GreenCrush20's lackluster performance keeps them at the bottom of the standings with a disappointing 6-8-0 record. It's safe to say that Houston Haters is flying high while GreenCrush20 is stuck in the fantasy football abyss.

Looking ahead, Houston Haters will face off against Syracuse Sinners next week in what promises to be an epic battle. With their strong performance this week, Houston Haters should feel confident going into the matchup and continue their reign at the top of the league. As for GreenCrush20, they have a chance at redemption as they go head-to-head with Brookyln Bats. It's time for GreenCrush20 to step up their game and prove that they're not just a bunch of underachievers.