Mari's Majestic Team Takes the Win in Mediocre Matchup

In a battle of mediocrity, Mari's Majestic Team emerged victorious over Smiley with a score of 72.70 to 60.02. The win came during the late Sunday games, proving that sometimes it's better to be fashionably late. With a grade of B+, Mari's Majestic Team managed to edge out Smiley's lackluster D+ performance. Who knew a B could beat a D? Time to hit the books, Smiley!

Mari's Majestic Team's best player, Cooper Kupp, exceeded expectations by scoring 17.10 points, surpassing their projected 9.86 points. On the other hand, Mari's Majestic Team's worst player, A.J. Brown, couldn't quite live up to their 12.31 projection, only managing to score 5.60 points. Meanwhile, Smiley's best player, Hunter Henry, defied the odds by scoring 12.60 points, beating their projected 3.36 points. However, Smiley's worst player, Javonte Williams, fell far short of their 10.85 projection, only mustering a mere 2.00 points. Better luck next time!

With this win, Mari's Majestic Team improves their record to 3-11-0, keeping them at the bottom of the standings in 11th place. As for Smiley, their record now stands at 4-10-0, placing them just one spot above Mari's Majestic Team in 10th place. It's a battle of the basement dwellers! Will Mari's Majestic Team be able to climb out of the depths of despair, or will Smiley continue to reign supreme in mediocrity?

Looking ahead, Mari's Majestic Team is set to face off against Good Music in the consolation semifinals next week. Can Mari's Majestic Team carry their momentum into the playoffs and secure a spot in the consolation finals? As for Smiley, they have the thrilling opportunity to compete against Dave's Dandy Team in the 11th place game. It's a clash of the titans in the race for the bottom! Perhaps Smiley can salvage some dignity by finishing the season on a high note. Good luck to both teams!