All Barkley No Bite Roasts 2024 Superbowl contender in Thanksgiving Showdown

In a turkey of a matchup, All Barkley No Bite carved up 2024 Superbowl contender with a score of 330.98 to 185.98. The win came early for All Barkley No Bite, taking the lead on Thursday and never looking back. With an A+ grade, All Barkley No Bite roasted 2024 Superbowl contender's F grade like a perfectly cooked Thanksgiving turkey. Talk about a lopsided feast!

All Barkley No Bite's best player, Trevor Lawrence, really brought the stuffing to the table. Beating their projection by a whopping 16.09 points, Trevor Lawrence scored an impressive 42.28 points. On the other hand, All Barkley No Bite's worst player, Saquon Barkley, couldn't handle the heat. Falling short of their projection by 12.31 points, Saquon Barkley only managed to score 7.20 points. Looks like someone had too much pumpkin pie before the game.

With this win, All Barkley No Bite improves their record to 9-3-0 and maintains their standing at 2nd place in the league. As for 2024 Superbowl contender, they continue their Thanksgiving losing streak, now standing at 1-11-0 and sitting at the bottom of the standings. It's safe to say that 2024 Superbowl contender's performance was more like a cold, leftover turkey sandwich.

Looking ahead, All Barkley No Bite will face off against Smokemen next week. Will All Barkley No Bite continue their winning streak and serve up another Thanksgiving feast? Only time will tell. As for 2024 Superbowl contender, they have a tough matchup against Montana Girl. Maybe they can find some Thanksgiving magic and turn their season around. It's time for 2024 Superbowl contender to dig deep and find their inner Thanksgiving turkey. Gobble gobble!