Brassmonkeys Dominates Bijantic with a Bitter D+

In a clash of mediocrity, Brassmonkeys emerged victorious over Bijantic with a score of 229.86 to 200.88. The win was sealed on Monday, leaving Bijantic to wallow in their D+ grade. It seems like Bijantic should have spent less time daydreaming about their projection and more time on the field.

Bijantic's best player, Ezekiel Elliott, managed to exceed expectations and scored an impressive 32.50 points, leaving Bijantic wondering why they couldn't replicate that success across the rest of their team. On the other hand, Mike Evans failed to meet even the lowest of expectations, scoring a measly 2.30 points. It's safe to say that Bijantic's hopes were dashed by this underwhelming performance.

With this loss, Bijantic's record now stands at 7-7-0, while Brassmonkeys's record improves to 9-5-0. Bijantic finds themselves in 9th place, while Brassmonkeys secures a comfortable 3rd place in the standings. It's clear that Brassmonkeys has been playing a different game altogether.

Next week, Bijantic will have to sit on the sidelines as they have been eliminated before the playoffs. Maybe they can use this time to reflect on their lackluster season and strategize for next year. As for Brassmonkeys, they will face off against Venice Menace in the quarterfinals. With their dominating performance this week, Brassmonkeys should feel confident going into the matchup. Keep up the good work, Brassmonkeys!