Slack Tarts Carves Up Midsota Norsemen in Thanksgiving Beatdown

In a Thanksgiving matchup that left Midsota Norsemen feeling stuffed, Slack Tarts served up a heaping helping of victory with a score of 168.55. Midsota Norsemen, on the other hand, couldn't quite muster up the appetite for success and finished with a score of 124.03. Looks like Slack Tarts brought their A-game to the Thanksgiving table, while Midsota Norsemen was left with a disappointing D+.

Slack Tarts's star player, Jalen Hurts, really feasted on the competition this week. With a projected score of 23.46, they went above and beyond by scoring an impressive 38.50 points. Meanwhile, Midsota Norsemen's best player, Danielle Hunter, managed to exceed expectations by scoring 19.50 points, beating their projection of 8.28. However, it wasn't enough to save Midsota Norsemen from the Thanksgiving massacre. On the flip side, Slack Tarts's worst player, Cooper Kupp, had a turkey of a performance, falling way short of their projection of 12.86 with a measly 2.55 points.

With this win, Slack Tarts now boasts a record of 7-5-0, solidifying their spot in the standings at number 3. Midsota Norsemen, unfortunately, continues to struggle with a record of 3-9-0 and finds themselves near the bottom at number 15. It seems like Midsota Norsemen might need a Thanksgiving miracle to turn their season around, while Slack Tarts can sit back and enjoy their turkey with a side of victory.

Looking ahead to next week, Slack Tarts will be facing off against SMOKINHIPPYKILLERS. Will Slack Tarts continue their winning streak and gobble up another victory, or will SMOKINHIPPYKILLERS bring some Thanksgiving magic of their own? As for Midsota Norsemen, they'll be taking on THE SHIT Squad. Can Midsota Norsemen bounce back from this week's defeat and find something to be thankful for, or will THE SHIT Squad serve them another helping of disappointment? Only time will tell. Happy Thanksgiving, fantasy football fans!