Fumblerooski Gobbles Up Victory Against The Mijo

In a Thanksgiving showdown, Fumblerooski stuffed The Mijo with a score of 134.32 to 123.84. The winning team took the lead early on Thursday and never looked back. Despite their D+ grade, The Mijo put up a valiant effort, but it just wasn't enough to overcome Fumblerooski's dominance.

The Mijo's best player, Matthew Stafford, really brought the gravy to the table this week, surpassing their projection by 11.77 points and scoring a tasty 24.36 points. Unfortunately, Riley Patterson couldn't find room for any leftovers, falling short of their projection by 9.12 points and ending up with a disappointing 0.00 points. As for Fumblerooski, Rashee Rice was the star of the feast, exceeding their projection by 12.56 points and gobbling up 20.70 points. However, Austin Ekeler couldn't find their appetite, falling short of their projection by 8.09 points and settling for just 6.90 points.

With this win, Fumblerooski improves their record to 6-6-0 and moves up to 7th place in the standings. The Mijo, on the other hand, drops to 5-7-0 and finds themselves in 9th place. It seems like Fumblerooski has a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, while The Mijo may need some extra helpings of luck to make it to the playoffs.

Looking ahead to next week, Fumblerooski will be facing off against Game of Jones ⚔️. Will they be able to continue their winning streak and gobble up another victory? As for The Mijo, they will be taking on Nipple Piercing. After this tough loss, they'll need to dig deep and find their inner turkey to bounce back. Good luck to both teams!