Sobchak Security Dominates Any Given Sunday in Week 11

In a not-so-surprising turn of events, Sobchak Security crushed Any Given Sunday in Week 11 of the $100 Salary Cap Keeper PPR. With a final score of 159.20 to 79.14, Sobchak Security proved once again why they're sitting comfortably in 4th place. Any Given Sunday, on the other hand, struggled to make an impact with their dismal grade of D-. Maybe they should consider a name change to Team_Doomed.

Any Given Sunday's best player of the week was James Cook, who managed to beat their projection by a whopping 8.04 points. Meanwhile, their worst player of the week was Joe Burrow, who fell short of their projection by a disappointing 12.02 points. It's safe to say that Any Given Sunday's roster needs a serious overhaul.

With this loss, Any Given Sunday's record drops to a woeful 1-10-0, firmly securing their spot at the bottom of the standings in 12th place. As for Sobchak Security, their impressive A+ grade and dominant performance further solidify their position in 4th place with a 7-4-0 record. It's clear that Sobchak Security is a force to be reckoned with.

Looking ahead to next week, Any Given Sunday will face off against Shiver Me Whiskers. Can they turn their luck around and pull off an upset? Only time will tell. As for Sobchak Security, they'll be going head-to-head with Mannys Legit Team. With their strong performance this week, they should have no problem continuing their winning streak. Keep up the good work, Sobchak Security!