I Declare Bankruptcy Gobbles Up Victory Against Romosexuals

In a turkey-tastic matchup, I Declare Bankruptcy soared to victory against Romosexuals in Week 12 of the #BRAGGER. With a score of 129.88, I Declare Bankruptcy gobbled up the win, leaving Romosexuals gobsmacked with a score of 116.32. I Declare Bankruptcy's A-grade performance proved they were no turkey, while Romosexuals's D+ grade left them feeling a little stuffed.

I Declare Bankruptcy's star player, Bijan Robinson, really had something to be thankful for this week. Beating their projection by a whopping 15.03 points, Bijan Robinson scored an impressive 27.30 points. On the other hand, James Conner couldn't quite find their feast this week, falling short of their projection by 5.40 points and scoring a disappointing 7.20 points.

With this victory, I Declare Bankruptcy's record improves to 8-4-0, keeping them in a strong second place in the standings. Romosexuals, on the other hand, now sits at a less-than-satisfying 5-7-0 record, putting them in eighth place. It seems like I Declare Bankruptcy has a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, while Romosexuals might need to go back to the drawing board for their feast.

Looking ahead to next week, I Declare Bankruptcy will be facing off against Most like Sam LaPorsche eh!?. Will I Declare Bankruptcy continue their winning streak, or will Most like Sam LaPorsche eh!? bring some cranberry sauce to spoil their Thanksgiving? As for Romosexuals, they'll be going up against Dink n Flicka. Can Romosexuals shake off their turkey hangover and bounce back with a victory? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure, both teams will need to bring their A-game to the table next week.