Dink n Flicka's Turkey Day Triumph

In a gobble-tastic matchup, Dink n Flicka feasted on victory with a score of 146.56, leaving Threat Level Midnight in the dust with their meager 94.46. Dink n Flicka's A+ grade was no joke, as they trounced Threat Level Midnight's disappointing D- performance. The win was sealed on Thanksgiving Thursday, making it an extra special treat for Dink n Flicka.

Dink n Flicka's star player, C.J. Stroud, proved that they were the true Thanksgiving MVP. With a projected score of 17.91, they soared above expectations and scored an impressive 30.86 points. On the other hand, George Kittle failed to bring home the gravy, falling short of their 11.94 projection with a mere 4.90 points. As for Threat Level Midnight, their best player, Stefon Diggs, managed to exceed their projection of 17.68 with 19.40 points. However, Austin Ekeler couldn't find their stuffing, scoring only 9.40 points when they were projected to get 17.76.

With this win, Dink n Flicka now boasts a record of 7-5-0, placing them in 4th position in the league standings. Threat Level Midnight, on the other hand, continues to struggle with a record of 3-9-0, leaving them in 12th place. Dink n Flicka's victory over Threat Level Midnight was a clear indication of their superiority, and it's clear that Threat Level Midnight has a lot of work to do if they want to avoid being the turkey of the league.

Looking ahead, Dink n Flicka will face off against Romosexuals next week. After their impressive win, Dink n Flicka should keep their momentum going and aim for another delicious victory. As for Threat Level Midnight, they will be facing Clutch Cream Run Bro. It's time for Threat Level Midnight to shake off their Thanksgiving hangover and regroup if they want to salvage any dignity from this season. Will they be able to bounce back or will they continue to be the league's Thanksgiving leftovers?