Threat Level Midnight Dominates Boner Champ in Week 5

In a not-so-surprising turn of events, Threat Level Midnight crushed Boner Champ with a score of 116.50 to 105.84. The victory was sealed early on Sunday, leaving Boner Champ wondering what went wrong. With a grade of A for Threat Level Midnight and a grade of C- for Boner Champ, it's clear who had the upper hand in this matchup.

The best player for Boner Champ was Gabe Davis, who exceeded expectations with a whopping 22.00 points, beating their projection by 8.36 points. On the other hand, Patrick Mahomes disappointed Boner Champ, falling short of their projection by 4.67 points. With performances like these, it's no wonder Boner Champ couldn't keep up. As for Threat Level Midnight, Dallas Goedert shined as their top performer, scoring an impressive 25.70 points and surpassing their projection by 9.80 points. Unfortunately, Miles Sanders let Threat Level Midnight down, scoring a measly 1.20 points and falling short of their projection by a whopping 10.26 points.

Boner Champ's record now stands at a dismal 0-5-0, keeping them firmly in 12th place. Threat Level Midnight, on the other hand, boasts a record of 2-3-0 and sits comfortably in 10th place. It's clear that Threat Level Midnight has the upper hand in the league, while Boner Champ continues to struggle. Perhaps Boner Champ should consider changing their team name to 'Boner Champ and Done'.

Looking ahead, Boner Champ's next matchup is against Romosexuals. With their current performance, it's hard to imagine Boner Champ turning things around, but they should keep their hopes up and maybe even consider sacrificing a few fantasy football gods to improve their luck. As for Threat Level Midnight, they will face off against Jalen HUluhaslivespoRTS next week. With their dominant performance this week, Threat Level Midnight should be feeling confident going into the matchup and can focus on maintaining their winning streak.