Stair-Elway to Heaven Roasts Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger in Thanksgiving Showdown

In a Thanksgiving matchup that left Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger feeling as stuffed as a turkey, Stair-Elway to Heaven dominated the field with an impressive score of 238.82. Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger, on the other hand, couldn't seem to find any gravy for their mashed potatoes, ending the game with a disappointing 144.48. Looks like Stair-Elway to Heaven brought their A+ game while Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger was serving up an F-grade feast.

While Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger had a few players who managed to escape the Thanksgiving massacre, it wasn't enough to salvage their meal. Rachaad White stepped up and roasted the competition, beating their projected score by 1.62 points. However, James Conner seemed to have eaten too much pumpkin pie before the game, falling short of their projection by a whopping 10.50 points. Better luck next time, Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger!

With this win, Stair-Elway to Heaven improves their record to 6-6-0, putting them in 7th place in the league standings. As for Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger, they drop to 6th place with the same record. Looks like both teams will be feasting on leftovers next week. Stair-Elway to Heaven will be facing off against ARI's Kurt Warner's Underrated, while Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger will have a chance at redemption against Deshawn’s Watson. Will they be able to bounce back or will they end up with a plate full of disappointment?

Stair-Elway to Heaven, keep up the great work! Your dominant performance this week shows that you're a force to be reckoned with. Make sure to keep an eye on your lineup and keep those winning streaks going. As for Ronnie Lott's Pinky Finger, it's time to regroup and strategize. Don't let this loss dampen your Thanksgiving spirit. Use it as motivation to come back stronger next week. Remember, there's always room for a comeback in fantasy football!