Mile High Manning Dominates Zombie Unicorns in Week 1

In a lopsided matchup, Mile High Manning proved their dominance by trouncing Zombie Unicorns with a score of 173.50 to 11.00. The victory was sealed early on Thursday, leaving Zombie Unicorns in the dust. With an impressive grade of A+ compared to Zombie Unicorns's abysmal D-, it's clear who the real winner is here.

Mile High Manning's best player, Tyreek Hill, really showed up this week, surpassing their projected score of 17.08 by a whopping 27.42 points. Meanwhile, Mile High Manning's worst player, Tyler Lockett, couldn't quite live up to their 12.94 projection, falling short by 9.94 points. As for Zombie Unicorns, their best and worst player was surprisingly the same person, Matt Gay, who managed to barely beat their projection of 8.03, but still ended up with a measly 3.00 points.

With this decisive victory, Mile High Manning starts the season strong with a 1-0-0 record and sits comfortably at the top of the standings. Zombie Unicorns, on the other hand, finds themselves at the bottom with an embarrassing 0-1-0 record. It seems like Mile High Manning is on track for a championship run, while Zombie Unicorns has some serious catching up to do.

Looking ahead, Mile High Manning's next challenge will be facing off against Cabs wet dream team in Week 2. With their stellar performance this week, Mile High Manning should keep doing what they're doing and maintain their winning streak. As for Zombie Unicorns, they'll have to regroup and prepare for their matchup against The Playbook of Eli. Maybe they can find some hidden talent on their bench to turn things around.