Cabs wet dream team Gives Thanks for Dominant Win over Zombie Unicorns

In a Thanksgiving feast of fantasy football, Cabs wet dream team carved up a victory over Zombie Unicorns with a score of 166.14 to 68.56. Cabs wet dream team's A+ grade was the icing on the pumpkin pie, while Zombie Unicorns's D- grade left them with a plate full of leftovers. The win was sealed early on Thursday, leaving Cabs wet dream team plenty of time to relax and enjoy the holiday.

Cabs wet dream team's best player, Jalen Hurts, gobbled up the competition, surpassing their projected score by 12.40 points and finishing with an impressive 35.50 points. On the other hand, DK Metcalf couldn't quite find their appetite for success, falling short of their projection by 6.74 points and ending with a disappointing 6.20 points. Zombie Unicorns's standout player, Jakobi Meyers, managed to exceed expectations by 11.27 points, feasting on 20.10 points. However, Rashid Shaheed seemed to have eaten too much turkey, falling short of their projection by 8.39 points and ending with a meager 2.90 points.

With this victory, Cabs wet dream team improved their record to 6-6-0 and climbed to the 6th spot in the league standings. Meanwhile, Zombie Unicorns's record now stands at 1-11-0, keeping them firmly planted in the 12th position. It seems like Cabs wet dream team had an extra serving of luck this week, while Zombie Unicorns's Thanksgiving feast turned into a turkey disaster.

Looking ahead to next week, Cabs wet dream team will face off against Clone Club. After this dominant performance, Cabs wet dream team should keep their momentum going and aim for another win. As for Zombie Unicorns, they will be going up against Shake N Bake. It's time for Zombie Unicorns to shake off the tryptophan-induced slump and bring their A-game if they want to salvage the remainder of the season. Will they bounce back or will it be another turkey of a performance?