The Playbook of Eli Dominates Zombie Unicorns in Week 2

In a stunning display of dominance, The Playbook of Eli crushed Zombie Unicorns in Week 2 of the An End Of An Era. The Playbook of Eli, with a stellar grade of A+, scored a whopping 154.12 points, leaving Zombie Unicorns in the dust with a meager 9.50 points. It was clear from the start that The Playbook of Eli was not messing around, taking the lead on Thursday and never looking back.

The Playbook of Eli's best player, Daniel Jones, proved that he was worth every penny of his projection, surpassing it by a remarkable 14.26 points. With a final score of 31.74 points, he carried The Playbook of Eli to victory. On the other hand, Alexander Mattison failed to live up to expectations, falling short of his projection by a disappointing 7.28 points, with a final score of 4.90 points. Maybe he should spend less time on the bench and more time on the field.

With this win, The Playbook of Eli improves their record to 1-1-0 and climbs to the 9th spot in the standings. Meanwhile, Zombie Unicorns continues their losing streak, with a record of 0-2-0, and remains in the 12th position. It seems like The Playbook of Eli came prepared to take down Zombie Unicorns and assert their dominance in the league. They left Zombie Unicorns in their dust, making it clear who the superior team is.

Looking ahead to next week, The Playbook of Eli will face off against Shake N Bake. After their impressive performance this week, The Playbook of Eli should continue to ride the wave of success and aim for another victory. As for Zombie Unicorns, they will have to regroup and prepare for their next matchup against Cabs wet dream team. They'll need to step up their game if they want to turn their luck around and finally secure a win.